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fag hag is out. lesbro is in. « Nashvillefemme @import url("http://s.wordpress.com/wp-content/themes/pub/daydream/style.css?m=1194234146a"); .tags_page h2, a, .post h2, .post .data, .post h3, .sanda h2, h2, h3, #commentformarea h3, h4, #commentform input#submit, .aside a, #content .aside p.postmetadata a { color: #FF66CC; } a:hover, .post h2 a:hover, .post .data a:hover, .post .postmetadata a:hover, #content .postmetadata a:hover, .sanda h3 a:hover, .entry a:hover, .aside a:hover, #content .aside p.postmetadata a:hover, #sidebar a:hover { color: #CC0066; } ol.commentlist div.cmntmeta, .aside .entry, #sidebar li h2, #sidebar a { color: #FF33FF; } ol.commentlist li { border-top: 1px solid #FFD6FF; } #header { background: #F98BB3 url("http://s.wordpress.com/wp-content/themes/pub/daydream/images/header_pink.jpg"); } #topbar { background: #D02A57; border-bottom: 2px solid #FF66CC; } #topbar ul li a:hover { background: #FF66CC; } blockquote { border-left: 3px solid #FF94DB; } #topbar .feedicon { background: url("http://s.wordpress.com/wp-content/themes/pub/daydream/images/feedicon_pink_bg.png") no-repeat; } #header { background:#fff url(http://nashvillefemme.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/cropped-pinky.jpg) center repeat-y; } #header h1 a, #header h1 a:hover, #header .description { color: #CC0066; } Nashvillefemme Home (Mostly) All About Me etc. fag hag is out. lesbro is in. Well, there’s that awfulВ termВ “fag hag.” So what is the term for a metrosexual straight guy thatВ hangs out incessantlyВ with his lipstick lesbian friend, during which time theyВ admire and occasionally bitchВ about women and haveВ passionate discussions about art andВ fashion?В Basically, Jane and I were pondering what we should call Ford. WeВ spent most of yesterday evening while we were cleaning the house calling ideasВ from room to room. I wasВ swiffering the kitchen and screamed, “Dykelike?” And Jane yelledВ from the vacuum in the front room, “No, sounds too much like dick lick! How about lesbian bro? LESBRO!” We cackled, but knew it was a fit. Thus, my lesbro was christened. Ford isn’t what you’d call feminine, per say, in the culture’s weird narrow version of that word. He’s 6′2″, and he’s aВ total gym rat so he’s got the David Beckham bod thing going on (apparently that’s hot? to me it just looks very…structural…I can admire it like the Chrysler building), glacial blue eyes, dark brown hair with sideburns grown just a little bit long, but impeccably trimmed.В He shows up most of the time in a brightВ polo and dress pants. Thankfully he’s never popped the collar. And one thing I will say– he smells divine. He came over yesterday afternoon after Alana did NOT call. He brought over this loose rose petal green tea for us to make inВ the kickassВ clear glassВ tea potВ Jane got me for graduation. Then we lolled on my bed and watched the episode ofВ Sex and the CityВ where SJP tries to get Aidan to go out with her but he just wants to sit on his bed and eat KFC and watch sports. Ford: Ewww. Darcy: How do they proceed with their relationship after that? Seriously Ford, how does she actually have sex with that guy after she has seen a bucket of chicken resting on his stomach? Ford: I have NO idea. God she looks soВ good in those strappy goldВ shoes, wait go back. Darcy: So hot. Then, as is our custom, he brought in some shirts from his car that he “wanted me to look at.” Which means he changes in the bathroom and parades out for me and Jane to give either the ‘thumb’s up’ or ‘thumb’s down.’ Boy has money for clothes, I tell you. Boy’s parents do at least. We gave him theВ thumb’s up on this darling black dress shirt with visibleВ grey stitching…it was just the right amount of 70’s. You’d think Jane would be all over this guy. But, as she’ll tell you herself, she’s more into that asshole you seeВ withВ a dirty busted baseball cap at a bar, sitting with a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other. Her idea of courtship is anВ upwards nod in her direction. We just don’t get it. My lesbro and I. This entry was posted on October 2, 2007 at 3:14 pm and is filed under femme, food, gay, lesbian, life, lipstick lesbians, love, personal, platonic relationships, queer, sex, thrills and writing. Tagged: best friends, lesbian boyfriend, metrosexual, platonic relationships, thrills. You can feed this entry. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site. 4 Responses Great post, I have several lesbros. I am pretty sure if was going after men, they would be scumbags. “that asshole you see with a dirty busted baseball cap at a bar, sitting with a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other. Her idea of courtship is an upwards nod in her direction.” scanned - October 2, 2007 at 10:22 pm i love ‘lesbro’, i’ve always wondered what to call them. also, “I can admire it like the Chrysler building” - exactly! i’m totally using that sometime. ladybrettashley - October 9, 2007 at 8:29 pm That’s classic! I am a one I think! The other word I’ve heard is “dyke tyke”…. 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